unclefather:

*passes my exes house and honks my horn very loudly so that he knows I’m still alive and I have more money than him*

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vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

I have like over 20 and the story is I’m an emotionally unstable fucker and don’t leave sharp objects around me

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matthewsagan:

when your nudes get leaked

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the-other-victors:

oh no

the-other-victors:

oh no

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